Line of the Day

Line of the Day: Me: So, how do you think he’s feeling? Look at his face, and his arms. (No response) Well, since he can’t see her face, and his eyes are big and his arms are up, I think he might be feeling CON….. (going for “confused”) (Young) Kid: Constantinople! Advertisements

Line of the Day

Kid: Hey, I know why we have winter. Me: Oh, you do? Kid: Yeah, cause Jesus died on the cross for our sins. If he didn’t die, we wouldn’t have winter.

Line of the Day

Kid:  I can hug you while I walk (hugs me while we walk)  Can you do that? Me:  Um, I’m not sure if I can or not. Kid:  Yeah, I’m kind of amazing.     Me:  So what was your favorite thing you at at Thanksgiving? Kid:  I ate a lot of garbage food.  (Meant … Continue reading

Line of the Day

(Discussing the function of a hairbrush) Kid: Boys don’t use a brush. Me: Some do. Sometimes they might use a comb too. Kid: Well, my dad doesn’t. Me: He doesn’t use a comb? Kid: Well, he doesn’t use it for hisself. He only uses a comb on the cat!

Line of the Day

Today’s line of the day comes from yours truly. We’ll say it’s courtesy of the Monday after Thanksgiving. My principal was telling me we’re getting a new kiddo from ND and will need to test. I didn’t want to sound rude and just say “Why?” but the question that came out was worse…I asked “Why? … Continue reading

Line of the Day

Kid (unintelligible) Me: Marshmallow? You want a marshmallow? Kid: (unintelligible) Me: W? You see a W? Kid: (unintelligible) Me: I love you?? Kid (nods and makes a kissing noise)

Line of the Day

So many good ones today: Me: Do you have a substitute teacher today? Kid: No Me: Really? Is Mrs. ____ here today? Kid: No. Me: We’ll then who was that man in your classroom? Kid: I don’t know. (I dropped my pen and a kid picked it up for me) Kid: That was service. Me: … Continue reading

Lines of the Day

For a while now on Facebook I’ve been posting a “Line of the Day.”  Something someone says that makes me laugh.  And it’s sort of become a thing.  People who I never talk to in real life come up to me and tell me how much they enjoy it.  So I thought hey, why not … Continue reading

All Things Must End, Wrapping up ASHA12

ASHA 12, for better or worse, has come to an end.  In terms of sleep deprivation, it’s certainly for the better.  I could have probably gotten somewhere around 6 or 7 hours a night of sleep, but there were so many thoughts catapulting around in my head that was just not happening.  Or maybe that … Continue reading

ASHA 12 First Thoughts

It’s the Friday of ASHA 12, and I’m worn out. I wrote on my personal blog about being an introvert, and let’s just say attending this conference with the #slpeeps is not designed for an introvert. That doesn’t mean I’m not having a great time–in fact, the opposite. I need people to help me be … Continue reading