Line of the Day

Me:  Hi.  How are you guys today?

Kid 1:  We had Rudolph in our classroom.

Me:  Oh, you do?  Is he a reindeer?

Kid 1:  No.

Me:  Oh…is he an elf?

Kid 2:  No.

Me: Oh….well, what does Rudolph do?

Kid 1:  He watched us.

Me:  Why does he watch you?

Kid 2:  So he can write notes.

Me:  Notes to whom?

Kid 2:  To Santa Claus!

Kid 1:  About whether we bes good or naughty.

(Later, thinking I could use this)

Me:  Hmm, are you listening right now?  Remember, Rudolph is watching.

Kid 1:  Where is he?

Me:  He’s invisible.

Kid 2: Invisible?  Whatever!

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