Line of the Day

Me:  Hi.  How are you guys today? Kid 1:  We had Rudolph in our classroom. Me:  Oh, you do?  Is he a reindeer? Kid 1:  No. Me:  Oh…is he an elf? Kid 2:  No. Me: Oh….well, what does Rudolph do? Kid 1:  He watched us. Me:  Why does he watch you? Kid 2:  So he … Continue reading →

Line of the Day

Convo of the day: Me: Okay, let’s work on our s sound in the middle of the word. This is kinda hard, so we’re going to do it really slowly. Daaannnncccccccccccer. Okay, now you try. Kid: Danther. Me: Okay, do it slower, like me, so we can close our teeth for our s. Daaaannnnncccccccccer. Kid: … Continue reading →

Line of the Day

(I was trying to work on placement for /r/, so I had a glov and a tongue depressor out) Kid: This is like the doctor’s office. Me: (laughing) Yeah, I guess it is a little. Kid: Are you going to be a doctor when you grow up? Me: Ha…I don’t think so. Kid: Oh, I … Continue reading →

Line of the Day

Kid: Hey, I know why we have winter. Me: Oh, you do? Kid: Yeah, cause Jesus died on the cross for our sins. If he didn’t die, we wouldn’t have winter.

Line of the Day

(Discussing the function of a hairbrush) Kid: Boys don’t use a brush. Me: Some do. Sometimes they might use a comb too. Kid: Well, my dad doesn’t. Me: He doesn’t use a comb? Kid: Well, he doesn’t use it for hisself. He only uses a comb on the cat!

Line of the Day

Today’s line of the day comes from yours truly. We’ll say it’s courtesy of the Monday after Thanksgiving. My principal was telling me we’re getting a new kiddo from ND and will need to test. I didn’t want to sound rude and just say “Why?” but the question that came out was worse…I asked “Why? … Continue reading →

Line of the Day

Kid (unintelligible) Me: Marshmallow? You want a marshmallow? Kid: (unintelligible) Me: W? You see a W? Kid: (unintelligible) Me: I love you?? Kid (nods and makes a kissing noise)

Line of the Day

So many good ones today: Me: Do you have a substitute teacher today? Kid: No Me: Really? Is Mrs. ____ here today? Kid: No. Me: We’ll then who was that man in your classroom? Kid: I don’t know. (I dropped my pen and a kid picked it up for me) Kid: That was service. Me: … Continue reading →

Lines of the Day

For a while now on Facebook I’ve been posting a “Line of the Day.”  Something someone says that makes me laugh.  And it’s sort of become a thing.  People who I never talk to in real life come up to me and tell me how much they enjoy it.  So I thought hey, why not … Continue reading →